I realized that the philosophy I've been trying to stick to lately needs to be reinforced even more. I'm talking about how I not only haven't finished writing about the second day of Skaņu Mežs. Not only haven't I published about my long-ago trip to Riga. I haven't even had time to write about the finale of the last Forest of Sounds, because I left for America back then.
Palm trees, thankfully, are present – otherwise we'd be completely done for without any exoticism
That's why I absolutely have to finish everything about Turkey come hell or high water, before I leave for somewhere else again, and while the details are still fresh in my memory. If I had a pool, I'd crank it all out in a heartbeat, that's how much it invigorates me. But I'll manage even without one, I hope.
The first spring we encountered. Afterwards there were countless multitudes of them
From here on out, there will probably be skips over large chunks – there's nothing much to write about. After we washed the dishes, we set off wherever the road led, which meant upwards. The fact that the terrain here is hilly was palpable enough last night, but now we got the chance to see it with our own eyes.
Keep in mind that I took the photos with my ultracompact one-handed while moving, often risking my life. Have you ever ridden a bicycle at over 50 km/h? Well, during the trip that was pretty much all we had to do. Stops weren't planned for this. True, this was compensated by the frequent application of zero speed to conquer mountains (aka hills) – namely, getting off the bike and stomping on foot. This is, of course, somewhat reprehensible from a sporting point of view, but very few people carrying luggage are capable of climbing steep ascents for 80 km a day for a week.
Another one, even with a rest area
As for the springs, we were too scared to fill our bottles from them. Probably a mistake, since bottled water is a known evil from the standpoint of ecology and common sense. By the way, I never managed to translate the inscription buket doğan. Literally – something like "a bouquet is born". I asked around here, let's see, maybe something will turn up.
That's how we climbed up the mountain
In case anyone's too lazy to look closer – it says "Minsk" on the gas tank
Generally speaking, it must be said that in the provinces (and not only there), Turks happily ride around on all sorts of clunkers, including Soviet-made ones. We saw a Niva too, well, you'll see for yourself in a few posts.
These very flowers turned out to be a dime a dozen in Turkey. Actually, the national symbol of Turkey is the tulip. Whether it has any relation to these plants, I, being a complete ignoramus in biology, find it hard to say. I should probably try my luck on a resource like https://web.archive.org/web/20090627022009/https://explainthisimage.com/, although that specific one specializes in oddities.
An elite residential complex, hehe
Here people ask a reasonable question: how's the weather over there in Turkey. The weather in Turkey is not bad. As I wrote before, it's much better to go in the spring than in the heat of summer. The only downside is that there's still a bit more rain, and it gets chilly in the evening. I was wearing my nano-jacket, and I definitely felt it. As for the temperature, my companions for some reason optimistically assumed it would be quite warm, around 18-20 degrees. I, on the other hand, checked online, and was aiming more for 15. Shchukin, however, doesn't trust statistics. How he manages to be a scientist himself with such a skeptical attitude towards scientific methods is a bit beyond me. Or maybe that's exactly the reason – he realized that in science everyone lies and hypocritizes just like everywhere else. In any case, it actually turned out to be somewhere in the middle – from 15 when it rained, up to 22 in Istanbul. Gismeteo and my favorite smhi.se promised clouds and rain in places, and wind too. This ruined our parade quite a bit – which you'll read about in the following parts.
A dog, one of the first we met. Here I must report some interesting facts. Firstly, the dogs in Turkey are all very similar – even though they are mutts, they are clearly of some shepherd breed, which is easy to see when you encounter flocks of sheep with a shepherd – a common sight. Secondly, the dogs are usually very phlegmatic, and they are afraid of bicycles. Even though they bark, they usually don't come close. I'm not really afraid of dogs, so it wasn't a problem for me, but they definitely stressed some people out.
Thirdly, alongside the road leading to the high-rises on the hill ran some pipes. This has nothing to do with dogs, but still. My companions decided it was the sewage system, but it could just as well have been the water supply. They can just dump it straight into the sea; Turks, while being the heirs of a great civilization, aren't exactly Europeans obsessed with ecology and order.
By the way, we eventually made it to the top of the hill. There was a nice little town there, of which we encountered quite a few on our way. This one, I think, is called Edincik (Edincik). 'C' in Turkish is usually pronounced like "j".
Memorial plaque – in 1357, Süleyman Pasha tied his horse to this tree
I called Atatürk "pasha" as well, so here is your cultural program for today:
Pasha (Turk. paşa, Ott. پاشا — paşa) — a high rank in the political system of the Ottoman Empire. It is an abbreviated form of the title padishah, used by Ottoman sultans.
Pashas were typically governors or generals. As an honorary title, "pasha" is roughly equivalent to "Sir" or "Lord." Only the Ottoman sultan Turkey and (by delegation) the khedive of Egypt could bestow the title of pasha. Initially, the title was used exclusively for military commanders, but it was later devalued and could be applied to any high-ranking official or even to an outsider deemed worthy of such an honor. Above pashas were khedives and viziers, below were beys.
Bey, by the way, in modern Turkish is just a polite form of address, like "san" in Japanese. Used like this: "Ahmed-bey".
Narrow streets
(as part of the program to ease the delivery of material using clichés)
A rare case of
non-standard dogs
And who says there's ruin in Latvia but prosperity in Turkey? (This is a dig at my fellow bikers)
Near the fish
shop – also a non-standard dog
Secretly snapped a pic of
the fish seller, that's why the horizon is tilted
Here is some more cultural programming for you to finish off.
Mikhail Lermontov (1838?)
- Farewell, unwashed Russia,
- Land of slaves, land of lords,
- And you, blue uniforms,
- And you, the people devoted to them.
- Land of slaves, land of lords,
- Perhaps, behind the wall of the Caucasus
- I will hide from your pashas,
- From their all-seeing eye,
- From their all-hearing ears.
- I will hide from your pashas,
I just brought this up because the word "pasha" is in there. The further along in life I get, the less I like Russia – it's too wild and Asian a country. Fortunately, I stopped reading Apach and Goblin, but instead started reading Verbitsky, and he's always expressing himself in this spirit, only a hundred times harsher and angrier. A bad influence, though. What can you do – I'd rather watch Euronews about my beloved Europe, but damn livestation.com hasn't shown it in Russian for a long time now, and I don't have cable.
What does this have to do with Turkey? Well, if only that Turkey, which many paint as wild and scary, is far more civilized than Russia. But I still wouldn't let it into the European Union if it were up to me.